I feel like the universe is trying to tell me something so let me inform all my friends (that means you too reader) in one simple blog post what the deal is: You are NOT allowed under ANY circumstances to date my two Ex-boyfriends, Popeyes and Bad Habit (if you are my friend, you know who these dudes are.If you are just an acquaintance, email me and I’ll let you know). I’m telling you this because I’m trying to protect you, I don’t want you to be hurt the way I was. If can’t be happy with those assholes, after everything they’ve put me through, no one else I know can either. I don’t care if ya’ll are soul mates and your love is ordained by big baby Jesus himself.Flavored with more than 130 roots, herbs, barks, spices and flowers, it’s said that only three monks know the secret recipe.Green Chartreuse gets its color from herbs that are added after the distillation process and allowed to steep.
This libation is a dandy palate-pleaser and great for late summer, as it’s refreshing, tart and easy-drinking.
(Which helps fuel an often-bitter rivalry.) At times, who exactly is supposed to develop bomb- and mine-fighting gear has been a blurry question, as well.
The Counter-IED Task Force is now supposed to be in charge. There are several legitimate concerns with the mine rollers that I am not going to mention here.
Then I’ll get some Obeah woman to throw some feathers in a bowl and curse the shit out of your relationship and any off spring that could come from it. Further, stupid ass friend, why would you even want my leftovers?
The type of leftovers that’s been sitting in the back of the fridge, soiled to the point where you have to throw it away with the good tupperware.